Conker vs deadpool

round 1
conker and deadpool start slugging it out left and right deadpool then shoots at bazooka at conker but conker get's a bigger one and sends deadpool flying

round 2
deadpool goes into his magic satchel and bonks conker on the head with a mallet and pins him

round 3
deadpool and conker have a battle of the fourth wall he then says he will fight him till the cows come home prompting cows to trample him conker then pins him as deadpool says he walked right into that one

winner: conker